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Bette Midler Quotes
• After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
• I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
• Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
• I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.'' I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
• Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
• It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.
• I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
• I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
• I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
• I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
• The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
• I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
• When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
• I never know how much of what I say is true.
• Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
• It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
• It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.
• I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
• My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
• I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
• Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
• I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
• Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"
• I'm working my way toward divinity.
• If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
• If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
• If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
Bette Midler Filmography
2008 - The Women
2007 - Then She Found Me
2004 - The Stepford Wives
2000 - What Women Want
2000 - Isn't She Great
2000 - Drowning Mona
1997 - That Old Feeling
1996 - The First Wives Club
1995 - Get Shorty
1993 - Gypsy: A Musical Fable
1993 - Hocus Pocus
1991 - For the Boys
1991 - Scenes from a Mall
1990 - Stella
1988 - Beaches
1988 - Oliver & Company
1988 - Big Business
1987 - Outrageous Fortune
1986 - Ruthless People
1986 - Down and Out in Beverly Hills
1982 - Jinxed!
1976 - The Rose
1966 - Hawaii
Bette Midler Album Discography
2006 - Cool Yule
2005 - Bette Midler Sings the Peggy Lee Songbook
2003 - Bette Midler Sings the Rosemary Clooney Songbook
2000 - Bette
1998 - Bathhouse Betty
1995 - Bette of Roses
1990 - Some People's Lives
1985 - Mud Will Be Flung Tonight
1983 - No Frills
1979 - Thighs and Whispers
1977 - Broken Blossom
1977 - Live at Last
1976 - Songs for the New Depression
1973 - Bette Midler
1972 - The Divine Miss M
Bette Midler Hit Singles Discography
2006 - From A Distance (Christmas Version)
2006 - Fever
2004 - White Christmas
2001 - In These Shoes?
1999 - I'm Beautiful
1998 - My One True Friend
1995 - To Deserve You
1992 - In My Life
1991 - Every Road Leads Back to You
1991 - The Gift of Love
1991 - Night and Day
1990 - From A Distance
1989 - Wing Beneath My Wings
1984 - Beast Of Burden
1983 - Favourite Waste of Time
1983 - All I Need to Know
1980 - My Mother's Eyes
1980 - The Rose
1980 - When A Man Loves A Woman
1979 - Hang On In There Baby/My Knight In Black Leather
1979 - Big Noise From Winnetka
1979 - Married Men
1978 - Storybook Children (Daybreak)
1977 - You're Movin' out Today
1876 - Old Cape Cod
1976 - Strangers In The Night
1974 - In The Mood
1973 - Friends"/"Chapel of Love
1973 - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
1972 - Don;t You Want To Dance?
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